Remember Tucker Carlson? The guy who texted everyone on Fox hated Trump? Jimmy Kimmel asked his audience on Tuesday night. “Well, Tucker invited Trump tonight to ‘excuse me’ and asked the former president about his first arrest this year, which should have multiple arrests.”
However, late at night, the presenter cut a clip of Trump claiming “people were crying” and apologizing to him at the Manhattan courthouse where he appeared in court last week in an interview with Fox News after his arrest.
“They were actually laughing,” Kimmel joked in response. “Sometimes it looks like crying, you know. Sometimes if you laugh hard enough it turns into crying but it starts laughing.”
He continued, “Can you imagine this guy thinking that people were crying because he got in trouble for sleeping with a porn star on the golf course? It’s mind-blowing! And it never stops.”
Elsewhere in the monologue, Kimmel reported that he had “begged” the former president’s wife, Melania Trump, to attend an Easter brunch with him, and that he “really needed” to be by her side. “And he said, ‘I really needed you to keep that little cork in your golf pants and you didn’t do it for me,’ she said.
The host added, “Melania Trump may be the only woman in the world to have a better prenuptial contract after marriage.” “That’s the art of the deal.”
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