It’s been over 24 hours since the news of Tucker Carlson’s debut on Fox News, and Desi Lydic says she’s starting to feel a little sorry for the pro-testicle television personality. especially after Daily Show The guest host learned that Tucker had been notified only 10 minutes before his departure was made public.
“This is so cold,” Lydic said. “That is, barely enough time for him to collect Nazi memorabilia.”
As of now, it remains unclear what prompted Carlson’s abrupt dismissal, but Lydic has a few ideas: “Maybe it was election lies that cost Fox News $787 million. Maybe he was insulting his bosses in private messages. Maybe it was the general vibe of ‘scary dad driving the babysitter home’.”
Or maybe – just maybe – it was Tucker’s (allegedly) incessant use of the c-word at work, as Daily Beast editor-in-chief Lachlan Cartwright reports ” [Carlson’s] death.” Abby Grossberg, a former producer of Carlson’s (now dead) show, confirmed that Tucker was throwing “continuous” c-bombs, Lydic couldn’t make sense of it.
“How do you use the c word in the office? Always?, the comedian wondered.
Oh, Susan takes lunch orders? Just tell that bitch I’ll have a pussy salad, hold the pussy. You know, you want to share your pussy?’”
In the end, however, Lydic decided that all was well.
“Tucker is allowed to say the c-word,” he said. “Because he is is One.”