With not all of the late-night TVs still airing since the WGA strike began six weeks ago, former and up-and-coming midnight host Chelsea Handler stepped in to fill the void with social media videos like this one ranting about her ex. Men who have babies in pajamas.
“There’s a new epidemic sweeping the country, and no, it’s not another virus,” Handler says in the new video. “Worse still: Horny Old Men Who Won’t Stop Spreading Their Seeds.”
Specifically, the proud childless comedian focuses on Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, as well as slightly younger but more prolific Alec Baldwin and Elon Musk, who “never encountered a ripped condom they didn’t like.” Handler counts 32 puppies among these four men alone.
“So how do we protect the women of the world from horny old men?” he asks, before presenting his plan to “auction for eighty-year-olds” who want to be with a woman who won’t have a child.
“Rigid old men,” Handler concludes, “is never worth the money.”
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