“Where is Melania?” The question has been asked so frequently in the last few years, particularly in the weeks following Donald Trump’s indictment and arrest, that the former First Lady may well be wearing a red-and-white striped sweater and rocking hat. All of this gave Laura Benanti’s Melania Trump a great excuse to make a triumphant return to the United States. Late Show with Stephen Colbert Monday night
It’s been a long time since I visited “Melania”. Late Showhowever, he assured Colbert that “it would never get any better”. sound Like Melania. He also admitted that he was relieved that he was no longer living in the White House because it gave him back the spare time he had missed doing the things he enjoyed most: the boarding golf prison and the disposal of top-secret documents.”
His preferred method to handle the final task? Eating said secret documents. “You can really get a taste of national security,” says Benanti.
Finally, Colbert got straight to the point and asked Melania to share her thoughts on her husband’s arrest. Really She hates to hear the word “husband”. When Colbert asked if her absence from New York when Trump was arrested was “a sign that you don’t support her”, Melania called it a “lie”.
He said it was In attendance at Trump’s post-arrest speech at Mar-a-Lago, however, cameras never caught him as he was in the bathroom for 30 minutes of his speech. “If he can spend half an hour throwing up bullshit, so can I,” he said.
But Melania says she’ll definitely be taking part in the 2024 campaign… it doesn’t just have to be hand in hand with her husband. “We’ll go to all the battlefield states: When he goes to Iowa, I go to New Hampshire. When he goes to New Hampshire, I go to Pennsylvania.
“What if he goes to jail?” ‘ asked Colbert.
The old FLOTUS said, “I’m going to Vegas baby.” “Come on, mommy needs a new stiletto!”
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